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Friday Fun

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”  ~Bill Watterson

Yellow–

My car is yellow.  (No, I didn’t get a new car.  The Edge is doing just fine, thank you very much!)  The pollen is out in FULL force down here in the South!  Complete with sniffy nose and scratchy throat.  <a la Pacino, “Say hello to my little friend”—>Zyrtec!>  Hubby and Jacob take their allergy meds all year round.  As for Emma and me, we just get all puffy-eyed and drippy-nosed once or twice a year.

All that yellow has “We All Live in a Yellow Submarine” looping through my brain.  Not my favorite Beatles song, by any means.  I like “Imagine” a whole lot better.  It makes more sense anyway. 

But whatever.

Friday Funny–

I saw something over at my other home (Facebook) this morning and wanted to share it with all 3 of my readers over here.  Y’all may be aware of my affinity for Chick-Fil-A…but this describes it oh, so well.  Please enjoy the vocal comedy stylings of Tim Hawkins, who is hilarious.  Please go visit hissite or search him on You Tube, you won’t be disappointed.

Meanies–

So I was headed over to pick up Emma from school while ago.  The elementary bus had just dropped off here in the ‘hood and so there was a gaggle of elementary children spread across the road and sidewalk.  What do I spy but some little bully grabbing another kid by the wrist and bashing him in the stomach with his knee? 

I couldn’t control myself.  I rolled down my window…

“Hey.” <kid is ignoring me> 

“HEY!” <meany is still ignoring me and STILL abusing the other kid>

“HEEEY YOU!” <got his attention, but he’s giving me the “who me??” look>

He’s lucky I didn’t get out of my car.

“ACT RIGHT!”  That’s what I said to him.  Act right.  Kinda dorky, but I made my point. 

Well he stopped beating up the other kid.  And he moved away and was looking all around like “I didn’t do anything”.  <UGH.>

This is the VERY reason my children do not ride the bus.  Kids often do not get called out on their bully-ish behavior.  And other kids aren’t going to tattle lest they be the bully’s next victim.

I hope that kid goes home and tells his mama that some crazy lady was yelling out her car window at him for no apparent reason.  I would be more than happy to explain it to her.  <insert maniacal grin here, complete with hand wringing>

There’s no excuse for it. Period.

That is all I’ve got to say about that.

Torture Update–

We all survived the “torture” (aka testing) this week.  Emma, however, came down with some horrible 103 fever/sore throat/headache virus and, wouldn’t you know, missed the second day of testing.  The HORROR.  She spent the day at the doctor having a strep test, chest x-ray and blood draw.  Negative strep and everything else looked alright. We did come away with an antibiotic though.  I think the doc was concerned about her rattle-y sounding lung.  She was able to return to school today and finish up the test.  Shwew!  Wouldn’t want her to miss the “Precious” (a la LOTR’s Golem) testing, now, would we?!  It’s done for now…that is until late May, when they will have the second go round.  More on that later, I’m sure.

 

And now, I am off to begin the weekend…

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Yellow Fever

“It’s spring fever.  That is what the name of it is.  And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”  ~Mark Twain

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Can you believe that I forgot about pine pollen?  I lived in the Midwest for 4 years and that is all it took for me to forget about it. 

About 3 or so weeks ago, I was walking Jiffy here in the ‘hood, and I noticed this yellow stripe around the edge of all the curbs.  It took me a second, but then it hit me.  POLLEN!  The pollen is out in FULL force now.  Everything has this lovely coating of yellow, inside and outside.  It’s pretty horrendous, but a dear friend of mind asked me if I’d rather have a layer of yellow here in the South or a layer of WHITE in the Midwest.  Hmm, I’ll keep my yellow layer, thank you very much. 

I love spring, but y’all I am having some SERIOUS allergy issues.  Yesterday I awoke with a splitting headache and two blocked nostrils.  (Reminds me of our fellow Spacer Cindy and her recent “snot clogged mouth breather” blog)  Plenty of “slag” (Hubby’s word for excess mucous) to go along with the splitting head.  Additionally, this morning I awoke with the above symptoms as well as the “leaky tear duct” syndrome. No, I’m not crying, it only LOOKS like I am!  But ONLY in my right eye!  Yeah, it’s pretty funny. It’s quite the lovely picture, I must tell you.  Then I have what I like to call my “man voice” going on.  It’s like a whole 2 octaves deeper than normal.  PLUS there’s a frog living in there somewhere too.  I could probably sing bass at the moment…”Swing looooow, (croak croak) sweet chariooooot, coming for to carry me hooooome (croaaaaak)”…

So my husband called while on his way to work this morning (around 8) and I answered the phone.  He said, “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to wake you.”  (The kids are on spring break, so yes, I was still in bed, but not asleep.  Enjoying the time to lie there and read a bit)…I said, “Honey, I’ve been awake for a while.  It’s just my croaky man voice.  It’s what I’m sounding like these days.”  I reckon he thought he had called up Barry White or something!  Ha.

Oh well.  The irony is that Jacob had a follow up appointment with the allergist today and Jacob is doing better than I am.  I’m sitting there all runny-eyed and nose-drippy.  Dr. D was looking at me kinda funny.  I reckon this too shall pass.

We had an enjoyable weekend with my in-laws.  The kids rode the go-kart and dyed Easter eggs.  The weather was nice–sunny, but pleasantly cool.  We attended the small country church Hubby grew up in on Sunday.  They were having their Easter cantata.  Little girls with their Easter bonnets and ladies in their finery.  My mother-in-law, in her very Southern way, cooked a mountain of food–enough to feed the entire town.  Quote:  “You cain’t have Easter without some Easter ham!”  And apparently you “cain’t” have Easter without Easter pork tenderloin, chicken salad, potato salad, green beans, lima beans, field peas, sweet potatoes, rolls,corn bread and banana puddin’!!  We reluctantly left Sunday afternoon…an extra five pounds in tow!

A busy week this week.  Doctor appointments.  Shopping.  Sleeping in.  Hanging with the kids.  Getting Emma ready for her trip to Iowa to see her peeps.  She is so excited.  And speaking of excited…Emma had her first horseback riding lesson yesterday–we’ve been promising since Christmas, but had not been able to get her in anywhere.  So, yesterday was the BIG day.  Look at her happy face in the pics…you’ll have to wait through all the Easter pics first, but the look on her face as she groomed “Midnight” and tacked him up and rode him, well…it was priceless. 

Have any of y’all ever just walked around with a kleenex just stuffed up in your nose?  That’s what I feel like doing right now.  Now if I could just figure out how to keep one attached to the corner of my right eye…Off to find the kleenex box…

 

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