Bumper Stickers

I’ve never really been a bumper sticker displayer on my car, but I confess I love to read the back of other people’s cars. If I’m ever in an accident, God forbid, it’s probably because I was trying to read the bumper stickers on the car in front of me. 

 

I’ve seen a few interesting bumper stickers over the years: 

“Sarcasm is just one more service I offer” 

“I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs”

“If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you”

“I’m only speeding because I have to poop”

 

Then there’s just weird ones:

“Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp”

“Don’t make me release the flying monkeys”

“I’m all that’s left of a bizarre childhood”

 

Now that I’m back in the South, here are a few interesting ones:

“American by birth, Southern by the grace of God”

“WWBD? What Would Bubba Do”

“100% Redneck”

 

And my new favorite (which I saw in the parking lot of the local library in my new town):

“SLUTS: Southern Ladies Under Tremendous Stress”

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Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.  ~Author Unknown

 

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4 responses to “Bumper Stickers

  1. Nooner™

     
    Hi Joell 🙂
     
    Glad to hear you made it to your new home in SC! Here\’s hoping you will enjoy that wonderful state to the utmost!
    My first exposure to SC was at the age of 22 when I went to Fort Jackson Military Reservation (up outside of Columbia) to do six months of military training. Many years later I was introduced to the state once again when a couple of my friends bought winter homes outside Charleston in a place called Seabrook Island, which is next to a tourist destination called Kiawah. I love it so much down there that if I were to buy a second home someday I would seriously consider Seabrook too.
     
    Anyway, enjoy all the newness of your recent move. Here\’s hoping you are settling in nicely! Oh, my favorite sticker would be the same as your favorite… lol. I love it.
     
    ~Nooner~
     

  2. Lena

     
    In my mind, I\’m going to Carolina……
     
    Glad to see you\’re settled.  There is nothing more stressful, in my opinion, than moving across country.  So kudos to you and your beautiful family, and hope you are enjoying life.
     
    Bumperstickers, oy….. I\’ve seem some outrageous ones.  I can\’t decide whether bumperstickers or those quirky lines on Church signs are funnier.  I passed one the other day that said "God answers knee mail".  Made me groan a lil.  You\’re in the Bible belt, I\’m  sure you\’ll see plenty.
     
    Take care, have a great holiday weekend.
     
     

  3. Aimee

    i just got one…and i m not much into them either…it says…
     
    i sincerely want you to geniunly worship me
     
    cute eh?
    *~*   :o) smiles are contagious…  :o)  so pass one on …  :o)  soon the whole world will be smiling… :o)   *~*

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